The District Of Aris

WHEN EPICURIOUS MADE A HUGE FAIL.

whatshouldwecallsocialmedia:

What happened in Boston was a horrifying tragedy. Do not mention Boston. Ever. 

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Let’s take a closer look:

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? 

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SEEMED insensitive? 

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Hey Epicurious, need a new social media manager?

Senator Rob Portman’s Son Will Comes Out, Changes Position on Gay Marriage

thedcgayz:

Everyone:

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Gay Dems:

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Gay Republicans:

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phiLOLZophy: Myers Briggs Dating Field Guide

philolzophy:

INFJ-
Why you want one: They’ll sit-inside-and-read-Dostoevsky-with-you-on-a-rainy-day, they’re good curators of interests and they’ll find something interesting to do and plan the whole date out (to the second).
Spoiler Alert: Icy-cold exterior.
Where to find one: Any independent or used…

These are great!

12 Most Solid Ways to Not Drive Your Facebook Friends and Fans Completely Nuts

1, 9, and 12 are the worst

“If you’re not going to have a conversation on social media, go build a better website”
— Beth Becker (@spedwybabs) at #ct4padvocacy
theonion: Your Horoscopes – Week Of February 19, 2013 This is why I’m not having kids!

theonion:

Your Horoscopes – Week Of February 19, 2013

This is why I’m not having kids!

e5v: It’s Social Media Week DC, and our event is today! Prepare for lots of live-tweeting

e5v:

It’s Social Media Week DC, and our event is today!

Prepare for lots of live-tweeting

e5v:

First finding out about @burgerking getting hacked on Twitter, followed by @jeep today, and then realizing MTV and BET were just taking advantage of the situation.

Shark. Jumped.

e5v:

What @Burgerking is doing today.

Pretty much……

buginateacup: jaydenw: whitepajamas: automatonic-absinthe: isaia: rosswoodpark: time-for-maps: this changes everything oh my god do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?I drive for 45 minutes and im like a city over  I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”  #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.  If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city. If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station. The amount of culture in the countries that fit inside Texas is about 100x the size of Texas culture itself

buginateacup:

jaydenw:

whitepajamas:

automatonic-absinthe:

isaia:

rosswoodpark:

time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

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If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

The amount of culture in the countries that fit inside Texas is about 100x the size of Texas culture itself

(via alextimmons)